Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Sex is man's ideas strange want

They say that men mind all day long with all sex, but when these men really do "truth" when the mind is something? don't ask don't know the answer really wonderful!

I'm a manual!

"When you want to make love? I don't feel anything you can think of, full of blank! make love to me is a physical work, as long as hard as you can!"

-Hsiao-the 26-year-old civil

Imagination is the most beautiful!

"I always imagined himself into the characters in the film, just like the United States as in beauty", the following is my favorite sexy woman (specific names omitted here), but afterwards when I open my eyes twinkling really let myself down! "

--TONY 25-year-old

God is so great!

"God is great, has created the men and women of these two things have made love this!!"

--TOM press

I want to viagra!

"My girlfriend in a relatively strong sexual demands, she always wanted me to be longer and longer! so I often think: If a grain of the bovine × viagra!"

--500 24-year-old freelance

Body disappeared?

"Everyone said that having sex with an feeling of flying, I did not! I bizarre is trembling like yourself have left thinking, the body does not seem to be!"

--Jan 30-year-old

Only this time not as an example!

"Man, can you think of? nothing she felt good, my time could be longer ...

But I previous time was busy, working pressure is particularly large, one evening when the ' law ' remembered on the second day will be checked by the contract has a vulnerability that was my ' oops ', my girlfriend a fright, think what! okay just this once, and not as an example! " --Small-company director

Are children to blame!

"My girlfriend on condom allergy, so always take contraceptives, do not know what is the drug problem or did not eat on time, she is pregnant, not only to hospitals do away! from that period of time, about 2 months now, I have been having sex with a psychological pressure, always guess this time will not be added to ' win '? she had no time to take medicine? quite annoying!"

--LEO 25 years old

The event was found would be too bad!

"My girlfriend's mother to be more conservative, previously we each time in her home, only to take her out, ' enjoy ' a bit, but every time I have special tension, always wanted her mother will be right back? what if found to? fortunately now we're getting married, her mother is not a pipe, or else I guess I have to be scared out of the disease to be!"

--Find foreign staff

Persistence is the key to success!

"I always thought that women want a man can persist for longer periods of time, so I always clenched teeth, hard and just want to stick, stick, adhere to is victory! can once afterwards, when you want to claim credit, his girlfriend says: ' MOM, exhausted me, why are you always so long, I can't stand!"

(Practice editing: Chen Dong ping)

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