Marriage men predisposed or stolen sex

Man's life and what is most important? first, of course, is, and probably more than 90%.

The second is the feeling that may account for 9%. As for the last 1% contains a variety of other reasons, like the Oedipus complex, love sister complex, always a woman now and so on.

So when one of my friends out there predisposed to be wife caught after a very strange subsequent effect, his wife crying day shout to told us: "you see, my point is that woman; you see, her facelift over 200 times in the face, legs and thin like a lollipop.

You do not know, in the University I was tied flower. ”

Frankly, I really agree with her, because I can not understand, I'm from the University of his crush on the friend's wife is to shoot guns, while the other woman, man, I would rather commit suicide is not predisposed to her.

My friend got a scolding, stealing said to me: "you know me and my wife didn't make love how long?"

At this point I realized that the problem is not in which woman is nice, not in which a woman's affection and deep, but, Hey, who accompanied the man went to bed.

I say this will lead to a man's full box eggs, but I still have to be honest, because the physiological structure, men may be an accident guy is hung on the outside, the woman is hidden in the body, we all know that God gave man that thing hanging out there, apparently hoping it can often have contact with the outside world, in order to prove that man on the demand for more than a woman.

So when a woman who long beautiful, who is lovely, who has the temperament caused a lot of problems, often forget men are simple creatures, he may only concern is, well, I said above, and have contact with the outside world.

At this point I a medicine's friend asked cry 18 colorful strives for mixed friend's wife many issues, I find it very interesting that in this provision a reference to female readers.

He asked: "do you have bad breath too husband? do you think your husband is too fat? do you think your husband sleep will snore? you are not because of these reasons to refuse sex with your husband? do you make seperate bed sleeping requirements? are you slept in separate beds, more does not make love and your husband?"

18 colorful strives for stopped crying, her open eyes stared doctor said: "get a half a day do you think all my fault?"

A doctor friend then asked: "do you make love with few gesture? your husband has not wanted to do what the circus action was rejected you? are you simply never actually having sex, there are many ways? well, you see A little while, her husband is not always being called you? you have never seen him A tablet, you also do not have sex with your husband, do you think his shameless, dirty, dirty?"

I'm the type to anything very curious person, beside listening to doctors, to play from heart.

But my friend's wife your tears, open your mouth with a molar at us: "do you think women are you out of the tool, there is no feeling of animals, no human shit that you guys why not go to marry a whore, marry our woman doing?" and I am very honest, I again have frankly speaking, I also agree with her, which made me into a tangle, if a doctor is on, the woman is right, that I do?

Then I put the puzzle to a female friend, she smiled a number of answers to me: "your friend confused, his wife is stupid, and you simply idiot.

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She said that if a man is stolen, it is good to do; if really Amour, problem, she said: "my husband has been track, I asked him what love is not love each other, if you love, no way, had to divorce; if you do not love, is a sexual, I can forgive him.

Do you know the difference? "

Hah, I knew it would be nice, wouldn't say half day nonsense.

Dear readers, you know the difference?: Oh, I say that these means are not intended for use in men out there stealing of excuses, nor a woman have to live with a man that bad breath and snoring is not, is not to say that as long as no feelings for men looking for contact with the outside world is consistent with human nature, but, Hey, of the people, great. His female friends

The above article said that what man is not stealing, because of the nature woman too she bad breath and not willing to make love with circus act?! my girlfriend said she spent money to buy much sexy underwear and perfume, tried to attract the interest of her man, but A little while playing, her husband cursed blood dripping head dog, also asked her who taught her so dirty, shameless, indecent?

Man gets along for about a year later, in the heart of the good taste of delicacy ' bad quality, it will be no medicine to climb out; unless the sexy underwear in the heat exchanger is another with strange body, did hard he touched (feel and launch)!

Hey! I say will lead to full box of eggs.

But the man really is such a animal! nor to study sex tips, to blame women don't talk to her! "of weapons since the" crime are hung on the outside, and had the charge of "war" of the work, the want and my wife do, go buy a sexy underwear! why say it so what who accompany the injustice, she went to bed, and who together, he is willing to go to bed, and who is he decided!

So, I now study smart.

Given the reluctance on the part of men went off the Rails, don't stay in orbit, daft. Understand? you always can only stand at the track, he would be interested in you! what asked his love is not love each other,Are some nonsense and lies. He said today that love is love? it tomorrow?

(Practice editing: Chen Dong ping)