Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Man pain v. sex experience up to failure

As the saying goes, "knowing is half the battle", often to learn correct knowledge is important, but from another point of view about their worst sexual experience can also be a kind of learning.

The following are they voiced out their least willing to face ...

28-year-old former child DJ

"The first date to significantly better than I imagined.

We went back to her house, and finished love do afterwards, I thought she was going to take a bath, who knows she picked up a guitar and began to sing to me, is awful, she looks like flirt and tone gave me goose bumps all over, and she sang nearly 1 hour! I'll bare buttocks sitting there, simmering jump out the window could break. ”

IRA 29-year-old electronic engineer

"I once had a girlfriend is taekwondo sports enthusiasts.

She often makes me very afraid because she can easily be overwhelmed me, until I started depending on sex as a way to exercise.

One afternoon, I have done what I can do, but she also shouted, ' force with force with force!!! '

So I tried again. And then I feel, down my legs a sharp pain, I pulled muscles! I try to pretend nothing happened, but when I went to the bathroom after fall on the way, she had to put my move back to the bed. ”

27-year-old accountant shuaige

"I always look forward to in the kitchen a stimulation of intimate contact.

I implemented the action, and in front of the fridge to overwhelm her, she is also happy to accept. But I suddenly found that I already have a period of time not clean the refrigerator, I looked at the bottom of the refrigerator one old kidney bean, for the day after, I only able to remember is that old beans. ”

Sissy 29 designers

"I am a beautiful female colleagues coveted has existed for a long time, one day she invited me to her home for dinner, I am of course very exciting! when we flirt, her roommate dog suddenly came, she is very accurate, got up and played it a few feet! although we still have sex, but I always feel uncomfortable, not only is the dog, and she angrily kicked the dog look, this all makes me feel sorry!"

Dave 25-year-old public relations company staff

"I had 5 years girlfriend to travel abroad for one month, she came home that night, I made a candlelight dinner for the entire night was wonderful.

When we started having sex, suddenly, she stopped, told me that now she wants to live a different life: she needs time to be alone. Basically, this means she wants to break up. That's probably my life the saddest nights. ”

24-year-old sales LEE

"She said, ' you can take it all in.

' Can I have all entered. ”

Mike 32-year-old Sales Manager

"One night, I'm dating the woman kept swearing.

She may feel that it is a fashionable and common expressions, but I think it is awful, completely unable to focus on to appreciate her beauty. ”

Dan 25 network maintenance

"One night, we suddenly nandaihe holiday, I feel something bites me back.

Mosquitoes are biting us, not just two, but the whole of a large group. But I don't want to ruin the good times, so I didn't say anything. My back, buttocks, there are other inconvenient place, at least it plainly had 50 estuary. I also feel bad to think that she must also be a mosquito bite. ”

C B 22-year-old waiter

"We are about to have sex, more precisely, has already begun, when her teeth (accurately, dentures) suddenly dropped out and fall to the floor and went over there.

I immediately jumped out of bed, let out. Later, she was previously riding accident happened at the teeth were touched off too. ”

GLENN 31-year-old organ staff

"And I am dating a woman who spent three weeks in a romantic night and passionate after midnight, I suddenly found in her bed ashtray in the use of condoms, and, of course, you know, if that's what I use, I would not feel so bad mood!"

Lev 28-year-old model

"We drink a little wine, the pretty girl and I spent a memorable night, but after she woke up and asked: ' we last night to do it? '?"

Ta-25-year-old police

"My girlfriend sex, said: ' Ah, hurry up!" Northeast family law (boring TV) 5 minutes then begins! ' "

(Practice editing: Chen Dong ping)

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