1, the first man and woman went to bed very hard, and more easily in the future; the first woman and man to go to bed is easy and more difficult later.
2, men want to make money and his wife divorced men earn no money my wife wants to divorce him.
3, "you still love me?" the woman is the first time and men kissing, first man to touch, for the first time and man went to bed, men earn first money when all asked several times.
4. "do you still love me," this man will normally be attempted first kiss, first touch each other attempt, for the first time and the other to attempt, when the cause of entering the doldrums asked several times.
5. before getting married men to lend money to let women eat well, married women borrow money to make a man eat well.
6, the man who was having an affair reflected in work increasingly busy woman was having an affair reflected in the dish and more salty.
7, the woman said to you when the "hate" that she likes you, men say "hate" when he really hates you.
8, traditional men's teen before marriage, marriage started fooling around; modern man's fooling around, before marriage becomes frankly after marriage.
9, traditional women to have children is very honest, before the end of the child begins to head in the clouds, modern woman baby before the clouds, after you finish the children become honest.
10, home when men like accounting, home wealthy when women like accounting.
11, the relationship between man and his wife, he again and mother-in-law of relations is good; the relationship between a woman and her husband, she and her mother-in-law's relationship is poor.
12, men didn't earn money when a woman worried men earn money women regret it.
13, men have a girlfriend to my buddy care, last girlfriend became buddies buddy's wife, according to a woman when; boyfriend entrusted to their care, sister sister who became a boyfriend's wife, sister were also.
14, male masturbation when want must not be your wife, woman like her husband.
15, failure of men like and others than his wife, successful woman likes and others than her husband.
16, men fined for illegal parking and pol.ice, woman noise aside advised; woman parking fines and side man quarrel, pol.ice aside advised.
17, men's biggest worry is the largest creditor, woman is the lover of troubles.
18, men like best buy and most useless things is a portable, women like best buy and most useless stuff is shoes.
19, men are good at finding a wife, Lady be good at discovering her husband's advantages.
20, men have an affair because impulse, a woman was having an affair is silly.
21, male lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, there will be a woman lovers a sense of guilt.
22, men active kiss a woman is a woman active in emergency, Kiss men are planned events.
23 to 40-year-old former woman for her husband's impulse, the 40-year-old man has for his wife's actions;
24, men like the shelves full of books, and a woman come to see these books.
25, man and woman in the car fight angry, if a woman drove her to be jammed on the brakes, if a man drove him to be jammed on the throttle.
26, men rich first for mobile phones, and then change the car, and then change the House before changing clothes; woman with money the opposite.
27, men learn English is to prove that a row, the woman is prove yourself to learn English is not.
28, the poorest man nor a bargain buy vegetables, most women with money to buy food.
29, successful man behind there is a woman's support, successful woman behind a man's support.
30, woman is the most hated man; man chenshimei favourite woman is pan.
31, men see a woman, love is the most beautiful, the most common after marriage, divorce, divorced when the most ugly and beautiful; woman man, love is the most sincere and most boring after marriage, divorce, divorced before the most hypocritical and become sincere.
32, for men, the most beautiful woman is a woman who are not available; for women, the most handsome man is already owned by men.
33, intelligent woman in his own appearance is confused, and then the stupid man in woman's face is clear.
34, women are usually afraid of men, and going to bed, not too man; man is always the usual suspect woman show, went to bed but fear of women don't show.
35, men the most embarrassing thing my wife drink too much pestering your friends; a woman most embarrassing thing is the husband's friends got drunk around themselves.
36, women to men said "I know that they actually are not pretty," a man should never consent; man to woman said "I really failed", the woman must be opposed.
37, divorce is not the property of men, must not be a good man; divorce without a woman, a property is a good woman.
38, men rushed woman corset, that want to establish a lover; a woman sent men underwear that already has a lover.
39, woman as stupid and kindness, man as kind and stupid.
40, women unit made a thousand bucks, she will tell the man made a thousand bucks, tell your friends about a; man unit made a thousand bucks, he
Will tell women 500 were tells his friends made a thousand and five.41, at home, most men are not afraid of my wife can't contradict mother-in-law; at home in fear of her husband's woman dared to contradict her.
42, woman saved mad money is spent for the sake of the future husband, a man saved mad money is spent for other women in the future.
43, man in the face of a woman, don't discuss appearance; woman facing a crowd of men, not to discuss the issue of wealth.
44, women like to hear man says another woman is hard; men like listening to a woman that another man is a failure.
45, often Lady comfort woman said she was pitiful; man men often said to comfort another man very miserable.
46, men most silly time is the first time wearing a suit to work, the woman most silly when this is the first time you take to the streets wearing suspenders skirt.
47, beauty like compliments other woman's dress, wealthy men like to flatter another income is high, the end result is subject to their own body.
48, sea turtles, a man speaks to the Chinese people also want to add a few words of English; sea turtles woman on foreigners speak English there are few words of Chinese.
49, men read is because low IQ, woman read is because EQ low.
50, men lie is a habit, women lie is a kind of needs.
(Edit: Europe Shumin internships)
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