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Women must learn to tease her husband. Now the time to find a good husband can be really difficult. Even if the card's got the hands, the woman also lightly, and lakes, maybe her husband left, he met a guy by the sword, her husband was a heroine with swept away ...Now the era of love slogan is: eternity, a moment has only care about for a long time is not on the Lake!, this is already outdated? The original seven year itch had turned into a three-year itch itching, March.
In fact, people are inherently a Don Juan of animals, to marriage and happy and daily fresh content to love charging. Women must learn to tease her husband.1. to always give him shock or surprise: such as birthday, send flowers cake too general, do you get delicious delicacies all oil smoke smell, you'd better dress myself, but there is beauty, he saw many don't dress how beautiful you dress up as a 二百五, Hair Combs, many Plait a wiping red cheeks, a cheeks smearing, tell him this is your hometown practices, most love to dress up their birthday into 二百五.
Scare up he later, you can dress up as Lady look with him to compare the romantic place to go for dinner ...Pack of 2, then Pack pain: very sweet voice shouting: "honey, I this killing, Ah, you give me rub, Ah, here, here, weren't you, here ... ..." "Oh, not here, you want to rub me? how zhemese? would you like to bullying Ah?"
3. to improve the culture: for example, often read poems: "hoeing, sweat.
"Drilling to the husband arms asked:" are you a hoe Wo? who is when l? every day tired of you, Ah, sweat ... El Hahahaha ...4, often to the husband out point puzzles: "a minus one equals few? fool, do not know! = 2 Ah, you touch it, I had to cut out not thy son is the second?
"Honey, if you're just great earthquake, and a beautiful woman trapped in an elevator, what would you do? '"5, to full freedom to her husband: often teach her husband how to tease and female colleagues: get a coin: "I teach you a trick molested a female colleague.
"And then clamped coins with your fingers, said:" I ask you a question, can you spare coins and then answered. "The first question:" do you this year? "her husband from your fingers out coins, answer. The second question. Last question: do you and her husband's wedding night for the husband and the first words you say? " Then use the power of two hand pinch, would not let him take coins, he would say: "you are too tight, I pulled out. "HA, HA, HA ... Success! asked her husband: "learned?"6. write, have "bitten" such words, ask the husband: "this, this ' bite ' in words how do you write? Oh, remember to think of it, is not a French sex (* ^ __ ^ *) hee hee ...
7, with lipstick in the stomach, breast-shaped, on the picture to the husband.
8, her husband was in a bad mood, and when you get angry, pretending to complain, he tells a story: "the bull on a business trip, do not trust a cow at home, take it to your buddy elephant there, bull back collar cows back, astonished said ' eh, cow B big!"
Then, point to his forehead and said: "you!"9, learn dance, see old just watching TV ads, on breast enhancement before he jumped on a striptease, posture than more racy on the TV ...
10, if you put your own first gave her husband, occasional let husband memories recall your first time, he was the way of the more stupid the better.
If you're not the first to the husband, the husband brought you prostrate in: "I told you to always be the first time, you are in this way, I find the root of noodles, 5555555 hanged ..." and then in his arms cheat. Female compatriots, efforts to encourage, the husband had not molested love you, love you ten thousand years!(Edit: Europe Shumin internships)
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