28-year-old former child DJ
"The first date to significantly better than I imagined.
We went back to her house, and finished love do afterwards, I thought she was going to take a bath, who knows she picked up a guitar and began to sing to me, is awful, she looks like flirt and tone gave me goose bumps all over, and she sang nearly 1 hour! I'll bare buttocks sitting there, simmering jump out the window could break. ”Woke up this morning, 27-year-old accountant
"I always look forward to in the kitchen a stimulation of intimate contact.
I implemented the action, and in front of the fridge to overwhelm her, she is also happy to accept. But I suddenly found that I already have a period of time not clean the refrigerator, I looked at the bottom of the refrigerator one old kidney bean, for the day after, I only able to remember is that old beans. ”Sissy 29 designers
"I am a beautiful female colleagues coveted has existed for a long time, one day she invited me to her home for dinner, I am of course very exciting! when we flirt, her roommate dog suddenly came, she is very accurate, got up and played it a few feet! although we still have sex, but I always feel uncomfortable, not only is the dog, and she angrily kicked the dog look, this all makes me feel uncomfortable."
Dave 25-year-old public relations company staff
"I had 5 years girlfriend to travel abroad for one month, she came home that night, I made a candlelight dinner for the entire night was wonderful.
When we started having sex, suddenly, she stopped, told me that now she wants to live a different life: she needs time to be alone. Basically, this means she wants to break up. That's probably my life the saddest nights. ”LEE24-sales
"She said, ' you can take it all in.
' Can I have all entered. ”Mike 32-year-old Sales Manager
"One night, I'm dating the woman kept swearing.
She may feel that it is a fashionable and common expressions, but I think it is awful, completely unable to focus on to appreciate her beauty. ”Dan 25 network maintenance
"One night, we suddenly nandaihe holiday, I feel something bites me back.
Mosquitoes are biting us, not just two, but the whole of a large group. But I don't want to ruin the good times, so I didn't say anything. My back, buttocks, there are other inconvenient place, at least it plainly had 50 estuary. I also feel bad to think that she must also be a mosquito bite. ”-B22-year-old waiter
"We are about to have sex, more precisely, has already begun, when her teeth (accurately, dentures) suddenly dropped out and fall to the floor and went over there.
I immediately jumped out of bed, let out. Later, she was previously riding accident happened at the teeth were touched off too. ”GLENN31-year-old organ staff
"And I am dating a woman who spent three weeks in a romantic night and passionate after midnight, I suddenly found in her bed ashtray in the use of condoms, and, of course, you know, if that's what I use, I would not feel so bad mood!"
Lev 28-year-old model
"We drink a little wine, the pretty girl and I spent a memorable night, but after she woke up and asked: ' we last night to do it? '?"
Ta-25-year-old police
"My girlfriend sex, said: ' Ah, hurry up!" Northeast family law (boring TV) 5 minutes then begins! ' "
(Practice editing: Yuan-Kee)
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